Last week I went to drinks with friends and ended up with a free pair of shoes … I know what you are thinking BEST HAPPY HOUR EVER and you would be right here is how I got my shoes.
Joel: You're late! we ordered you a drink
Me: awe thanks! What did you order me?
Joel: That spicy one that Tricia said was amazing!!
Me: oh the fat lady?
Kyle: you mean the, it's not me it's you?
Me: hmm I feel those aren't right
Waiter: here is your Deal Breaker …
Me: sip ….. *Gasp* *Cough* *Gag* it's smooth …
Stacey: okay we will get you something else
Me: oh thank god that's awful!
Time passes and the fat lady/it's not you it's me is just sitting there untouched and quiet honestly looked a little lonely
Joel: Kyle I bet you $25 that you can't down that drink in one gulp
Kyle: Looks at the drink, looks back at Joel …. $26!
Me: Dude!! Like that's even hard you're just giving him your money!!
Joel: Fine you do it
Me: dude, done! One gulp, fat lady had sung
Joel, Stacey & Kyle: …….
Me: What I said it was easy
Joel: I think I just got swindled!
Tada! Free shoes!! They shall be called "The Joel"